At the age of 4 success is…not peeing in your pants.
At the age of 12 success is…having a lot of friends.
At the age of 18 success is…having a driving licence.
At the age of 20 success is…having sex.
At the age of 35 success is…having money.
At the age of 45 success is…having money.
At the age of 55 success is…having money.
At the age of 65 success is…having sex.
At the age of 75 success is…having a driving licence.
At the age of 85 success is…having a lot of friends.
At the age of 95 success is…not peeing in your pants